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Q. What's Arabic for "George Bush -- leader of the free world"?
A. "George Bush -- mother of all presidents!"

Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A. They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.

Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Good news: Saddam Hussein is living on borrowed time.
Bad news: It was borrowed from a failed savings and loan.

Good news: Saddam Hussein will face war crimes trial.
Bad news is, the trial will be held before the Senate Ethics Committee.

[imz]

Ways Saddam Hussein Celebrated His Last Birthday

10. Went to Disney's new "Animal Kingdom" and beat a moose to death

9. While holding wrapped present, exclaimed, "It feels like a beret!"

8 Admired his FTD "Wish You Were Dead" bouquet from President Bush

7. Listened as citizens of Baghdad sang "Happy Birthday"

6. Watched as citizens who didn't sing "Happy Birthday" were shot

5. Read his congratulatory telegram from Satan

4. Saw "The Object of My Affection" -- loved it, loved it, loved it!

3. Played his favorite party game, "Pin the Stead Knife on the Cowardly Traitor"

2. Had a few U.N. dudes in to "his toilet"

1 He got bombed

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.