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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main...SWARGWASI...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love;
after marriage it is self-defense

its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and
then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle
Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!
Let's Thank ......KAAMWALI
After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient
eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH
THEEEEK
HAI

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive
side!

Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to
Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye,
main
doobonga to sahara dega

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Laloo: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Laloo: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.


Zuly

After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st
patient
eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH
THEEEEK
HAI

Hehehe...

What wrong have women (in general) and wives (in particular) done to the men/husbands???!!!