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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

hahah

Really nice

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as
her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her
father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by
bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes
were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the
luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his
daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally
returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the
poor groom.

nice

:)

I think we need to slightly cut down on the gender-bashing jokes, please. They seem to be getting slightly out of hand of late. :)

But Yas these are parental jokes

Fair enough, I just mean generally around the place.