- 03 Feb 2005, 19:16
#1259
Sardarji went to party with his wife , son & daughter
and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and
this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman :- I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman : Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji : Oye i have windows installed
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
======
What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!
=================
Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids
playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to
him they asked him,
"Sir are you relaxing?" Zail singh replied, "No, I am
Zail Singh!"
The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This
terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check
it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a
bench near him and asked,
"Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you
ask?"
Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those
kids are probably looking for you!"
==========
Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever:
What comes first -the chicken or the egg? O yaar,
jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
=============
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
==========
80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a
volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is
15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he Says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little Disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another
chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the
trouble of getting 80,000 Of you in one place and we
have the worldwide press and global broadcast media
here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
"So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30
seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected
Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts
crying and the 80,000
sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance
What is 2 plus 2? The surd closes his eyes, and after
a whole minute eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 surdies
jump To their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet
and scream...
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
====================
Some other Broken English Sentences by sardar Jee
"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"
"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)
"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
Maro saale ko: Hit the brother in law.
It's so hot! Please on the fan on.
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!!!
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
He/she's my co-brother/sister!
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off evil........ Just when the clock struck 11... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Hehehe hope u guys enjoyed!
and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and
this is my kidney.
========
Sardar 2 Salesman :- I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman : Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji : Oye i have windows installed
=======
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
======
What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!
=================
Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids
playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to
him they asked him,
"Sir are you relaxing?" Zail singh replied, "No, I am
Zail Singh!"
The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This
terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check
it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a
bench near him and asked,
"Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you
ask?"
Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those
kids are probably looking for you!"
==========
Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever:
What comes first -the chicken or the egg? O yaar,
jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
=============
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
==========
80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a
"Sardars Are Not stupid" Convention.
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a
volunteer?"
A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is
15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds he Says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little Disappointed.
Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another
chance! Give him another chance!"
The leader says, "Well, since we've gone to the
trouble of getting 80,000 Of you in one place and we
have the worldwide press and global broadcast media
here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.
"So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30
seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected
Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts
crying and the 80,000
sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha
than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more
chance
What is 2 plus 2? The surd closes his eyes, and after
a whole minute eventually says, "Four?".
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 surdies
jump To their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet
and scream...
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
====================
Some other Broken English Sentences by sardar Jee
"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"
"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)
"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)
"Why aren't you kneel downing?"
If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)
Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)
Maro saale ko: Hit the brother in law.
It's so hot! Please on the fan on.
"Don't talk like that in front of my back"
Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!!!
Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
He/she's my co-brother/sister!
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off evil........ Just when the clock struck 11... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Hehehe hope u guys enjoyed!
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