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Aisi apni Wife/Husband ho!!! LOL

Posted: 08 Jan 2005, 15:06
by Sayyeda
Aise Apni Wife Ho

5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey khuda teri 'Archana' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.



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Aisa apna husband ho

Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
apni baaton se karta excite ho
Wo dashing smart aur polite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Uski apni ek website ho
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
Meri har pasand uski favourite ho
Apne friends ke saamne kahe, tum perfect bride ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare, itna quiet ho
Jalaa khana khakar bhi, usey mujhpe pride ho
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Mere har nakhre uthaye, itna mijaaz uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Dinner banaye wo, jab bhi romantic night ho
Hamesha wo haar maan jaye, jab bhi koi fight ho
Saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Mujhe rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Bindaas! apni mann ki karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho!

Kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar Aisa apna Husband ho
to kya haseen life ho!!!!!

lol

Posted: 10 Apr 2005, 21:16
by Suheil
itni asha matt rakho yaar...lol
the gal is expecting a lil too much man.
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
aise.. lol
but quite fantasizing (derived from fantasy :P )
nice one though
cheers
Suheil !!

Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 07:26
by kh
lols...funny but i think in the
'aisa apna husband ho' part its really expected too much from the hubby
lolz...however, jalaa huwa kaye or usko pride ho..i mean wow...he wud be a super hubby...lolz...but i think there isnt much expected from the wife than from the husband

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 14:44
by manji2005
wah wah wah :wink: 8) 2 gud

Posted: 09 Sep 2005, 23:46
by Zuly
LOL gud article

i had dat in my inbox hre it is.....Aesi Apni Wife Ho is same BUT Sayyeda is smart...she made a lot of changes in Aesa Apna Husband Ho....


Aesi Apni Wife Ho......

Aesi apni wife ho...

5'9'' jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aesi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute hai,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Punjab ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aesi apni wife ho...

Parosi se jab baat karay tau

haath main uskay knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aesi apni wife ho,

Tau kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma'ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma'ish ho,

Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,

Aesi apni wife ho, Aesi apni wife ho.. Ah....aaaah



in reply.............



Aesa Apna Husband Ho...

Aesa apna husband ho...

6" feet jiss ki height ho,

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,

Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,

itna mizaj us ka light ho,

Husband apna aesa bright ho...

Uff tak na karay itna quite ho,

Dinner main us ka jawab na ho,

Shopping kar kay jab bhi aoon,

Bolay "darling, tum kitni nice ho",

Husband apna aesa bright ho...

Mujhay rani bana kar rakhay,

Tau phir zindagi delight ho,

Saas susar kay samnay kahay,

Jaan tum hamesha right ho,

Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,

Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,

Jahan chahay jaaon, Jo chahay karoon,

Kuch is tarah ki life ho,

Her doosray week ghoomnay phirnay ki flight ho,

Aisa hojaye tau main uroon asman pay jaise kite ho,

Husband apna aesa bright ho...


ZULY
LOL :lol:


Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho


Suheil sweating....don worry tht wasn't thr....kool :lol:

Posted: 12 Sep 2005, 18:25
by kulsham
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
lolzzz .. i wish the same... lagta hai apun ko jab aisa pati milega apun tereko apna sautan baanayega ok??? then we will have lots of shopping together lolzz...

Posted: 14 Sep 2005, 18:29
by Sayyeda
Hey you guys!!!!!!!

I swear I haven't made any changes!!! :oops:

Zulfikar, you must have the old version... mine is an updated one! :wink: lol

On a serious note, I haven't made any changes... that's how I got it in the first place yaar!

Posted: 15 Sep 2005, 20:23
by Sayyeda
Lol @ Suheil...


I aint expecting that much basi... it's just a forward i received and am sharing it with all of you...

But wouldn't it be great if he had 26 - 27 Swiss bank accounts?! hehehe :wink: lol

Posted: 15 Sep 2005, 23:42
by kulsham
Sayyeda wrote:Lol @ Suheil...


I aint expecting that much basi... it's just a forward i received and am sharing it with all of you...

But wouldn't it be great if he had 26 - 27 Swiss bank accounts?! hehehe :wink: lol
yeah it would be a huge great thing lol

Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 09:52
by Muhammad Mahdi
um
what is all this crap??

Posted: 16 Sep 2005, 23:45
by Sajida
LOL read ull knw :lol:

Posted: 20 Sep 2005, 17:17
by kulsham
Muhammad Mahdi wrote:um
what is all this crap??
it wil look like a crap to u only if u don understand the HINDI language lolz

Posted: 20 Sep 2005, 19:18
by Muhammad Mahdi
:(

Posted: 20 Sep 2005, 20:57
by Sajida
LOL u right kulsham! :lol: