- 19 Jul 2010, 18:27
#14456
1. I say no to smoking, it just doesn't listen.
2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
4. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
5. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming
train..
6. Born free, taxed to death!
7. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
8. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
9. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your trousers.
10. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
11. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius.
12. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
13. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
14. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
15. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
16. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop
at the end.
17. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
18. Cold glass looks same as hot glass. - Cunino's Law of
Burnt Fingers.
19. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
20. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
21. To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.
22. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
25. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it .
2. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
3. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
4. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
5. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming
train..
6. Born free, taxed to death!
7. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
8. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
9. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your trousers.
10. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
11. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three was the genius.
12. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
13. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
14. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
15. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
16. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop
at the end.
17. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
18. Cold glass looks same as hot glass. - Cunino's Law of
Burnt Fingers.
19. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
20. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
21. To Err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.
22. The road to success.... Is always under construction.
25. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it .
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