- 02 Apr 2006, 18:27
#6409
Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at
10PM. Why? <BR>A: Because the movie's name was DASTAK.
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old
statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a
new one!
Banta Singh walks into a library and
says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm
sorry, this is a library." So he lowers his voice to a whisper
and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta Singh: "Why don't you use
a mouthwash?"
One night a school boy came home rather depressed. "What's the matter son? asked his father. "Bad news, Dad" said the boy. "It's my
grades. They are all wet."
"What do you mean by 'all wet'?"
"Below C-level," replied the son.
Q: Why did Banta Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will Investigate.
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs......... on Escalators.....
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S- Service
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the
notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
10PM. Why? <BR>A: Because the movie's name was DASTAK.
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old
statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a
new one!
Banta Singh walks into a library and
says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm
sorry, this is a library." So he lowers his voice to a whisper
and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta Singh: "Why don't you use
a mouthwash?"
One night a school boy came home rather depressed. "What's the matter son? asked his father. "Bad news, Dad" said the boy. "It's my
grades. They are all wet."
"What do you mean by 'all wet'?"
"Below C-level," replied the son.
Q: Why did Banta Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ... Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will Investigate.
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs......... on Escalators.....
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and says -
YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S- Service
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the
notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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