- 11 Jan 2006, 02:23
#5218
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has the den...........He is supposed to
count up to 100......and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting
1, 2, 3......97, 98, 99.....100........ He opens his eyes
and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out.....newton's out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....That makes me Newton per meter
squared......since one Newton per meter squared is
one Pascal, I'm Pascal, therefore Pascal is
OUT.......!!!"
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is
the one who has the den...........He is supposed to
count up to 100......and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting
1, 2, 3......97, 98, 99.....100........ He opens his eyes
and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newton's out.....newton's out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared.....That makes me Newton per meter
squared......since one Newton per meter squared is
one Pascal, I'm Pascal, therefore Pascal is
OUT.......!!!"
My Lord, You are as I please, so make me as You please – Imam Ali (a.s)
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