- 02 Jan 2006, 20:09
#5022
NAMASKAR mein aisa msg hun jise murkh log padhte hain,NALAYAK log dusron ko frwd,GADHE log delete,GAWAR log replay or PAGAL log store kar lete hain.aab aap kya karoge.!
HITLER raha nahi,SADDAM pakda gaya,BIN LADEN ka thikana nahi,VEERAPPAN mara gaya,AAP bhi dhikte nahi,lagta he dharti par SATYUG aane wala he.!
A fat sardar visit dietition.Doctor said run 8km.for 300 days.After 300 days sardar phone: i am slimmer but i m 2400km. away from here.Bolo tararara.!
If a barber makes a mistake It's a new hair style,if a tailor makes a mistake it's a new fashion,if a scientist makes a mistake it's a discovery,if an engineer makes a mistake it's a new design,if a doctor makes a mistake it's an operation BUT when we children makes a mistake Oh! it remains a mistake.!
Shahjahan ne Taj mahal ki har deewar ko dekha,har minar ko dekha,har kaleen ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha or bola Maa kasam mazak mazak me bahut kharcha ho gaya.!
Some day u may lose ur HAIR,u may lose ur TEETH,ur MONEY and even u lose ur MIND.but u will never lose ur GOOD LOOKS because u can't lose what u dont have.!
Friendship is just like wine.As it gets older it gets sweeter...just like u n me...u r getting older n me sweeter.!
Andheri sadak,sunsan kabristan,sooni haveli kala aasman,bijli kadki aaya toofan,raat ho gayi soja shaitan.!
Roses r Red,Violets r Blue,Monkeys like u should b kept in Zoo,Dont get angry u'll find me there too,Not in the cage but laughing at u.!
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,Cow log grass eat rahe hain,shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,aur kanjush log SMS padh rahe hain.!
Ramchandra kehe gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega.Dusra apna paisa bachayega.!
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED.!
HITLER raha nahi,SADDAM pakda gaya,BIN LADEN ka thikana nahi,VEERAPPAN mara gaya,AAP bhi dhikte nahi,lagta he dharti par SATYUG aane wala he.!
A fat sardar visit dietition.Doctor said run 8km.for 300 days.After 300 days sardar phone: i am slimmer but i m 2400km. away from here.Bolo tararara.!
If a barber makes a mistake It's a new hair style,if a tailor makes a mistake it's a new fashion,if a scientist makes a mistake it's a discovery,if an engineer makes a mistake it's a new design,if a doctor makes a mistake it's an operation BUT when we children makes a mistake Oh! it remains a mistake.!
Shahjahan ne Taj mahal ki har deewar ko dekha,har minar ko dekha,har kaleen ko dekha,har khidki ko dekha or bola Maa kasam mazak mazak me bahut kharcha ho gaya.!
Some day u may lose ur HAIR,u may lose ur TEETH,ur MONEY and even u lose ur MIND.but u will never lose ur GOOD LOOKS because u can't lose what u dont have.!
Friendship is just like wine.As it gets older it gets sweeter...just like u n me...u r getting older n me sweeter.!
Andheri sadak,sunsan kabristan,sooni haveli kala aasman,bijli kadki aaya toofan,raat ho gayi soja shaitan.!
Roses r Red,Violets r Blue,Monkeys like u should b kept in Zoo,Dont get angry u'll find me there too,Not in the cage but laughing at u.!
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,Cow log grass eat rahe hain,shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,aur kanjush log SMS padh rahe hain.!
Ramchandra kehe gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega, Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega.Dusra apna paisa bachayega.!
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED.!
How does he, whose guardian is Allah, get perished? And how can he, who is being pursued by Allah, get salvation? (Imam Mohammad Taqi 
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- By BatoolM