- 17 Oct 2005, 17:45
#4209
See the Indian Guts!
>>They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
>>The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump
>>down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The
>>soldier did as he was told.
>>When he came back from the water the American said -- "See the
>>guts!"
>>Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him
>>to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
>>When he came back from the water the German said -- "See the
>>guts!".
>>Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and
>>asked him to take five similar rounds.
>>The soldier promptly replied,"Tere baap ka naukar hooon kya?????."
>>At this
the general proudly said, "See the guts!!"
>>
>>
>>Mallu Interview
>>A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job
>>interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the
>>Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black
>>hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he
>>still had to entertain the Mallu.
>>So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that
>>I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are
>>GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
>>The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
>>"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the
>>phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong
>>number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK,
>>yokeeyy? Thank you."
>>The Manager fainted.....
>>
>>
>>
>>Kanjibhai's gift to Rupaben.
>>Rupaben's husband Kanjibhai asked her what she wanted for her
>>birthday.
>>She thought for a moment and remembering the Diamonds in the Deck
>>of cards said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a
>>change."
>>The following day Kanjibhai filled her request.
>>He put 200 Rupee coins into a glass jar, then filled it with water
>>and placed it in the freezer.
>>On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of
>>change.
>>
>>
>>
>>Heights Of Revenge...!!!!
>>Talking about those days when there were no mosquito
repellents and
>>we had to spend sleepless nights. A desi was also experiencing the
>>same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs
>>his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated.
>>He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
>>Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is
>>very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take
>>revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so
>>ja machchar, bete so ja".
>>After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in
>>his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
>>
>>They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
>>The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump
>>down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The
>>soldier did as he was told.
>>When he came back from the water the American said -- "See the
>>guts!"
>>Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him
>>to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told.
>>When he came back from the water the German said -- "See the
>>guts!".
>>Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and
>>asked him to take five similar rounds.
>>The soldier promptly replied,"Tere baap ka naukar hooon kya?????."
>>At this
the general proudly said, "See the guts!!"
>>
>>
>>Mallu Interview
>>A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job
>>interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the
>>Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black
>>hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he
>>still had to entertain the Mallu.
>>So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that
>>I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are
>>GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
>>The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said:
>>"I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the
>>phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong
>>number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK,
>>yokeeyy? Thank you."
>>The Manager fainted.....
>>
>>
>>
>>Kanjibhai's gift to Rupaben.
>>Rupaben's husband Kanjibhai asked her what she wanted for her
>>birthday.
>>She thought for a moment and remembering the Diamonds in the Deck
>>of cards said, "This year I just want cold, hard cash for a
>>change."
>>The following day Kanjibhai filled her request.
>>He put 200 Rupee coins into a glass jar, then filled it with water
>>and placed it in the freezer.
>>On her birthday he handed his wife a solidly frozen bottle of
>>change.
>>
>>
>>
>>Heights Of Revenge...!!!!
>>Talking about those days when there were no mosquito
repellents and
>>we had to spend sleepless nights. A desi was also experiencing the
>>same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs
>>his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated.
>>He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.
>>Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is
>>very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take
>>revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so
>>ja machchar, bete so ja".
>>After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in
>>his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
>>
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