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[imz]

As related by a third grade student to a parent:

"Mom, I am not going to read while Hannah is here. If Hannah gets a book,
all she does is read, read and read. One of these days she is going to
read so much and fill up her brain until it explodes, and then she will be
stupid. That is how people get stupid, you know!"

[imz]

God one day decided he ought to check in with Adam to see how things were
going.

"Adam....How are things going?"

Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in such
a beautiful and peaceful place but he did have a couple of questions to ask,
if the Lord didn't mind, of course.

"No problem," said the Lord, "Ask away"

"Well Lord, I was wondering why you made Eve so beautiful? Not that I'm
complaining, mind you."

"Adam, I made Eve so beautiful so that you would like her."

"Oh, well yes, I do like her very much. Thank you Lord. You made her so
beautiful, but why is it then that you made her so stupid?"

"Well Adam, I had to make sure she liked you too!"

[Muhammad Mahdi]

goooooood

[arsenic]

The Indian University Professor

Inside the Class:
* Both of u three gets out of the class.
* (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh... quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class...)
* Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

About his family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground:
* All of you stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the

ball.

To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment:
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)

Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school (to that boy):
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre