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[Muhammad Mahdi]

The Pope, Celine Dion, George Bush and Bill Gates are on the same plane. There are only 3 parachutes left for the 4 of them.. Bush says: "As the President, I think I should have the right to have a parachute, because I rule millions of people in the greatest nation of all." Celine Dion says: " As one of the greatest singers of all-time, I think I should deserve to be safe. I bring tears and laughter to millions of people, and I'm an important contributor to pop music." Bill Gates says: " As one of the richest successful company owner, I think I should live because I'm on top of the economics cycle, creating jobs and incomes for millions of people. I am a wealthy and intelligent man. Finally, the Pope says: "I'm an old, religious man. I lived a life that's full, I helped millions of people finding their way through God, I'm ready to let go a parachute and to face my fate."

Which one of them will abandon the parachute and die?



Answer
Did I ever mention the plane was crashing? No one's gonna die.

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsilectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?



Answer
A haircut

[Muhammad Mahdi]

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsilectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?



Answer
A haircut

[Muhammad Mahdi]

In a country, there exists over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street so on and so forth.

A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.

He later found that the locals had given the street another name.

What is the name?




Answer
Minute street. This is because Street 62 is named Sixty Second Street, and Sixty Seconds = 1 Minute, hence Street 62 is also called Minute Street.