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[minhaal2000]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as
> a handywoman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if
> he had any jobs for her to do.
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> "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
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> The blonde said "How about 50 pounds."
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> The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that
> she might need were in the garage.
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> The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to
> her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
> house?
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> The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
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> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her
> money.
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> "You're finished already?" he asked.
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> "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> two coats."
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> Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
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> "And by the way," the blonde added, it's not a Porch, It's a
> Ferrari."
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minhaal

[Zuly]

[manji2005]

[Muhammad Mahdi]

nice joke
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