- 12 Apr 2005, 01:26
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Quotes of the Day
11th april
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
12th april
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
13th april
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
14th aprils
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
15th april
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
16th April
If God really intended for man to fly he would have created the airport a little bit closer.
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
11th april
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Trying is the first step towards failure.
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
12th april
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
13th april
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
14th aprils
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
15th april
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
16th April
If God really intended for man to fly he would have created the airport a little bit closer.
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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