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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.

Lady:"I want a Revolver for my Husband"
Shopkeeper: Mam,Did ur Husb give any Idea of the make he prefers?
Lady:"No.He Doesn't even know that I will Shoot him"

Husb &Wife fightin:
Hus: Aise Jine se Marna aacha! prabhu Mujhe Utha le!
Wife:prabhu Mujhe Utha le.!
Hus:Prabhu,Pahle Is ki Sun,Main Apni Arzi Wapas leta Hun!

Agar
aapke
ghar ke
paas
ek ladki ho,

vo khubsurat ho,

aapko
pasand
karti ho,
aapko
ishare
karke
bulati ho,
to mat jaana


kyuki uske liye

'MAIN HOON NA'

Aapko mis karna roj ki baat hain,
aapko yaad karna adat ki baat hain,
aapse door rahna kismat ki baat hain,
.
.
.
magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hain...kyon hai na?

if
you
r
a
Chocolate
you
r
Sweetest,
If
you
r
a
Teddy Bear
you
r
MostHugable,
If
you
r
a
Star
you
r
Brightest,
And if,
you
r
My FRienD
"OH my GOD...you ARE THE LUCKIEST!!"

hasin wrote:I call it the six million dollar question. When is the right time to get married?

hmmm!

nice article :)

nice one, really interesting...

U think im that stupid to open the ite :p ?? hehe no no no me not going to open the site i feel fishy i know its sum kind of white faced red eye faced ghost or something hehe i know this old trick :p

oh dear, this is so touching and true... we should really thank Allah for whatever we have...
ALhamdulillah, we love you Allah...

Well quite some time back, there were some people at the Saba Saba ground, who would take down your name and then give you the meaning on a pattern chosen by you! That's where I got mine done! :) Hi Sayyeda:-) im back... i had done the same at the saba saba ground :-) k... my name... Shama;- Derive...

i never knew such thing existed as well... i came to know something new from Hasin...

WHAT DOES A SARDAR SAY WHILE WALKING LEFT RIGHT ON THE ZEBRA CROSSING ROAD SIGN????

" YEH PIANO BAJTA KYUN NAHI YAAR?"
....